For my American brothers, the following are real British TV shows that are extremely popular among the knee-bending set:
1. The Great British Bake Off: where contestants vie for awards for the fluffiness of their cakes, and the aromas of their biscuits (cookies);
2. The Great British Sewing Bee: Just what you think it is; Brits competing for the title of the Great British Sewing Bee. Points awarded for straightest hem on a skirt, Best button hole, and sturdiest button sewn for braces (suspenders);
Property shows have been the main-stay on the BBBC for the past fifteen years. Since the real property market has slowed down due to people self-isolating due to the Wuhan virus, the Beeb has had to resort to re-running shows from fifteen years ago, with the obvious problem of house prices from decades past.
Auctions! Where would the BBC be without Junk in the Attic, and other auction shows. Put on a host of indeterminate gender, with two couples from Manchester whose idea of a weekend out is perusing Boot Sales (flea market in the trunk of your car), and being given £100 cash-money, to go and find the best items to sell at an "auction". The couple who doesn't lose money on this is declared the winner, and they get to keep what ever chump-change they have made.
By the time production companies gear up for a new season in the States, most of the lead characters will be too old to carry on in their television roles, and we'll have to start all over again.
My favourite? The Meghan and Harry show. Watch the Duke and Duchess of Sussex bob-and-weave their way amongst the commoners of California to get to their next Netflix meeting where they will pitch the Duchesses' vision of an entire series based upon her wardrobe.