Blimey O'Reilly.
I have a friend who is a copper, if he is ever in the area he calls in for a chat, cup of tea first as I make him a bacon sandwich, I once asked him how he liked his bacon, the answer was a single word 'Cremated'.
I swear that if I put these inside a bun with some tomato ketchup he would be none the wiser
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