Noob advice please

[Mr Bigmem]

Made me laugh out loud


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@Billyfergie should take credit for the first and I modified his to add the Baby lol

 

[Tzimisce]

DBS = Dolphin Butt Smooth
BDBS = Baby Dolphin Butt Smooth

This is before you dry your face with the towel?

 

[Grishnak]

This is before you dry your face with the towel?

Yes.
But you also have to get really excited about your shave and make clicks and chattering noises.

 

[halvor]

Don't forgot these two
DBS = Dolphin Butt Smooth
BDBS = Baby Dolphin Butt Smooth

There’s also

SBS = Shark Butt Smooth

At the other, far end of the spectrum, that is.

 

[Mr Bigmem]

There’s also

SBS = Shark Butt Smooth

At the other, far end of the spectrum, that is.

Shark skin is like sandpaper so would you say that is a 1 day growth

 

[halvor]

Shark skin is like sandpaper so would you say that is a 1 day growth

Thereabouts, yes!

 

[Grishnak]

So that’s
BDBS (Baby Dolphin butt)
DBS (Dolphin butt)
BBS (baby butt)
DFS (damn fine)
CCS (close and comfortable)
SAS (socially acceptable)
SBS (Sharks butt) is this the correct position @halvor ?

 

[halvor]

So that’s
BDBS (Baby Dolphin butt)
DBS (Dolphin butt)
BBS (baby butt)
DFS (damn fine)
CCS (close and comfortable)
SAS (socially acceptable)
SBS (Sharks butt) is this the correct position @halvor ?

I believe we are breaking new ground here, but that would be it, yes On the other hand, if you find yourself with a shark’s butt directly after a shave, you most likely forgot to put a blade in your razor...

 

[Grishnak]

I believe we are breaking new ground here, but that would be it, yes On the other hand, if you find yourself with a shark’s butt directly after a shave, you most likely forgot to put a blade in your razor...

I am sure this is facilitating a smooth transition into traditional safety shaving

 

[Mr Bigmem]

So that’s
BDBS (Baby Dolphin butt)
DBS (Dolphin butt)
BBS (baby butt)
DFS (damn fine)
CCS (close and comfortable)
SAS (socially acceptable)
SBS (Sharks butt) is this the correct position @halvor ?

We can call this the "Tondenti Scale"
Tondenti is latin for shaving, to save you from googling it lol

 

[Grishnak]

We can call this the "Tondenti Scale"
Tondenti is latin for shaving, to save you from googling it lol

Thank you........I would have had to.....

Though I feel the descriptions need refining, as I can’t tell which shave I’ve just had

 

[Count of Undolpho]

I believe we are breaking new ground here, but that would be it, yes On the other hand, if you find yourself with a shark’s butt directly after a shave, you most likely forgot to put a blade in your razor...

Or in my case you used a Feather and the scabs have dried to points.

 

[Count of Undolpho]

We can call this the "Tondenti Scale"
Tondenti is latin for shaving, to save you from googling it lol

Is that the root of 'tonsure'?

Oops! Google Fu says NO!
"The term originates from the Latin word tōnsūra (meaning "clipping" or "shearing") "

 

[Mr Bigmem]

Thank you........I would have had to.....

Though I feel the descriptions need refining, as I can’t tell which shave I’ve just had

Sharpoligist had on his blog the following numerical scale, i'm sure we can matrix it across our terms somehow lol

5 – Smooth when rubbed against grain & other directions
4 – Smooth across grain but not against grain
3 – Smooth with grain only
2 – Not smooth to touch, but appears adequately clean shaven
1 – Not smooth to touch, and stubble apparent

 

[Tzimisce]

Shark's butt has whiskers?