Man, I hate eBay so much.
Been selling on there since 2002, just received my first negative feedback... I guess it doesn't really matter in the scheme of things, I just feel a bit dirty now but maybe I should consider it a badge of honour.
Buyer purchased something from me and immediately messaged to say "Hey bruh, the condition better match the description." I assured him it did and said if he was concerned or had changed his mind I could issue a refund right away? He replied "Make sure you send it tomorrow." Feck you I thought so issued a refund right away washing my hands of the rude moron and so received my first negative in 23 years calling me "the worst seller ever"