The Razzies 2019

[p.b]

I think we can rely on our American cousins to hold worthy 'best of 2019 awards'. So lets be typical obnoxious, irreverent, sarcastic, piss-taking Brits (and a few enlightened others) and have our own Shaving Razzies 2019. Remember this is meant to be funny, not personal.

 

[p.b]

Award for most confusing and convoluted product line-up:

Grooming Department soap bases.

 

[p.b]

Award for most prissy causing, huff inducing soap name:

Massacre of the Innocents.

 

[Holyzeus]

Award for most confusing and convoluted product line-up:

Grooming Department soap bases.

Or Declaration Grooming

 

[TheChrisC]

Award for most confusing and convoluted product line-up:

Grooming Department soap bases.

You mean you're not fond of the Aion, Zion, Drippy, Droppy, Zumbi, Booty, CanCan, Jizzy, Hoopla, Scum and Ringpiece bases?

 

[p.b]

You mean you're not fond of the Aion, Zion, Drippy, Droppy, Zumbi, Booty, CanCan, Jizzy, Hoopla, Scum and Ringpiece bases?

no - they're brilliant - but feck knows what the latest is or why the Zumbi exists!

 

[TheChrisC]

no - they're brilliant - but feck knows what the latest is or why the Zumbi exists!

Yeah it's a little baffling. The man makes great stuff but he keeps introducing new bases, phasing ones out and then creating new ones a few months after the old ones.

 

[p.b]

Ironic Award for Shaving Artisan with the best beard:

Shane @Blackland Razors

 

[Chris]

Award for most prissy causing, huff inducing soap name:

Massacre of the Innocents.

Can you not still buy Mudder Focker? That had a few at B&B clutching their handbags.

 

[Hone]

Ironic Award for Shaving Artisan with the best beard:

Shane @Blackland Razors

haha, I would fit in this category at the moment too.

 

[Blackland Razors]

Ironic Award for Shaving Artisan with the best beard:

Shane @Blackland Razors

Hey man. I’m out of stock right now! How am I supposed to shave?