please share amazing quotes and wise words

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Rufusdog

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“A mission statement is a dense slab of words that a large organisation produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.”
 

Vacumatic

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A Yorkshire expression:

The busiest man in town is the one who works for nowt

Another expression is:

Clogs to clogs in three generations


By way of explanation, clogs are worn by the poor and grandfather starts a business and it is a success, his son builds the business and becomes wealthy, the third generation has no real interest in working but is arrogant enough to believe that they need no outside help and makes a hash of the business which fails.

This happens all too often


...... And in the modern world

The optimist sees a glass 1/2 full

The pessimist sees a glass 1/2 empty

The Excel user sees January 2nd
 
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