I did a little marketing today and splurged on a beautiful bowl of precut fruit in addition to my more traditional assortment of whole apples, pears, berries and bananas. Placed beautifully near the apex of the assorted melons, berries and citrus, sat a lone piece of kiwi. My mouth watered for that kiwi. I
reeeeally wanted that kiwi. And what happened as soon as I lifted the lid? The kiwi slid to the floor! That’s what! Listen, just between friends, I don’t remember when the floor was last mopped. Freaking kiwi hit the trash and I spot cleaned the kitchen floor grumbling all the while about the beautiful slice of kiwi I will never know

I suppose mop the floor needs to hit the to do list.