Dr Watson
James
A blind man wanders into a lesbian bar. After loosening up with a few drinks, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna hear a good blonde joke?"
The bar falls silent. In a deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it's only fair that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
- The bouncer is a blonde girl
- I am a 6 foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
- The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
- The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters:
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar falls silent. In a deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it's only fair that you should know five things:
- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat
- The bouncer is a blonde girl
- I am a 6 foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
- The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.
- The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters:
"No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."