BORIS has once again set the rules out for you all so plz dont get confused like last time. It's pretty much straight forward if you ask me
If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you...
You can meet hundreds of people at work
or school
you can brush shoulders
, pick their noses
and lick their face
if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated
It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out
It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people
You can still go to a pub
where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs
because Covid doesn’t drink
so it doesn’t go to the pub of course
But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents
or friends
garden⚘
or house
or in the open air
where social distancing is very easy!
In fact, this is so risky
that councillors are probably sat🪑 round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now!
It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots
as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad
But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday
Think that should clear things up!