I have been married for 30 years, in all that time I have only asked one thing of my wife, never look in the shoe box under the bed.
the other day she came to me and said Darling, I have a confession, I know you asked me not to look in the box under the bed and I never have until yesterday. I was hoovering and knocked off the lid and saw the contents. 3 golf balls and a thousand pounds.
I said don’t worry, you did your best it isn’t important. I forgive you.
She said Darling, I’m have to ask about the golf balls?
I said it’s simple, everytime I have been unfaithful to you I put a ball in the box to remind me of my unfaithfulness.
she said 3 times in 30 years I can forgive, what about the thousand pounds though?
I said , well everytime I got a dozen I sold them.